2. When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” don’t answer him.
3. Never tell your Mom her diet’s not working.
4. Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.
5. You can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
6. Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick.
7. Never try to baptize a cat.
8. Stay away from prunes!
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